Onion Report S3E8

Hey! Hey! This is Tommy Fucking Onions and I’m right at ya with another Onion Report! I just thought I would share an update with you all, my faithful Onionites. I have legal representation! I have retained the services of Hammond Law. We will be suing FaceTwatter for permanently banning me. I’m going to be suing for a few million …

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Onion Report S3E7

Hey, this is Tommy Fucking Onions and I’m coming right at you with the latest Onion Report! I know you’re going to ask, what happened to last week’s episode? Well, apparently the common cold combined with pneumonia happened and they would not let me record an episode from my hospital bed where I spent the better part of a week. …

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News Updates – Season 2 Aftermath and Going into Season 3!

James “Jimmy” Collins – CWF News DirectorLas Vegas, Nevada, USA Well here I am currently working out of what will become the new office building for Conquest Wrestling here in Sin City, Nevada with the POST Urban Warfare News you can Use… okay I’ve always hated that saying. CWF Office Move – So, apparently the CWF is moving! Yes, I’m …

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Armand Von Krauss appears on IK0n Network show and calls their entire network CWF’s new developmental system!

On the Febuary 12th edition of Asylum Underground Wrestlings show, Ward, the CWF owner appeared and boy did he stir the fecal matter. Armand Von Krauss appeared on stage in the middle of the event, and basiclaly called out the entire Ik0n network, bascially informing them that the CWF was here, and… about to conquer them. He also pretty much …

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