Season 4 Episode 3 Cards!

• Blaise McClancy
• April 15, 2025
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• cards, episode 3, season 4, vanguard
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The camera comes on and Valora is seen sitting at the desk.  The camera seems to have come on earlier than Valora was expecting and she’s seen fidgeting with and making adjustments to her suit.  Taking notice of the camera being on, she clears her throat and brings a quick end to her adjustments.

Valora Salinas – Right.  You all know by now what the show is so let’s get right on into it.

Valora keeps a somewhat deadpan look on her face.

Valora Salinas – For reasons passing understanding, we didn’t get enough of inbred white rednecks in Texas so we’re doing round 2 of the dumb, inbred white redneck tour and hitting God Damned Oklahoma, also known as ‘That state we sent the native Americans we didn’t fuckin kill while stealing their land from them.’  Or ‘That place where we fuckin’ murdered a shit ton of Black people for having the temerity to be prosperous and shit.”  For those educated in our shitty ass education system here in the U.S. google ‘Black Wall Street’ the massacre of African-Americans in Tulsa in 1921 should be right near the top.. Oh, this assumes that the former Confederate states haven’t outlawed the fuckin’ internet yet.

Valora shrugs

Valora Salinas – Alright.. Civics lesson over, let’s get right to it, shall we?  We begin, as always, with Vanguard which will be held At the BOK center in.. Tulsa, Oklahoma.  

Valora does her best Vanna White impression, gesturing to the part where the stadium’s image appears.

Valora Salinas – Now onto the matches themselves.

Valora Salinas – Apathy v. Lana Hill.  Both these chicas need a win in the worst way and, due to some bad luck, both chicas also couldn’t buy a win.. Well unless a certain ref is assigned to your match, then buying a win is an option.  Regardless, this might be the opening match but it’s still an important, high stakes match.

The graphic changes and show the next match Kat Hale v. Madd Morales

Valora Salinas – This leads us into a match of former champions.  Kat Hale will be looking to rebound after losing the Valor title and Madd Morales is a former Elite title holder.  Given the championship credentials of both fighters this match could not just be one to see, but could have title implications for the winner.

The graphic then changes once more to show the next match:

Valora Salinas – Trelisa Perrault takes on Frank Windsor. On paper this would seem to be a mismatch.. But looks can be deceiving.  It will be interesting to see how this match unfolds.  Trelisa has potential and a win here could really push her forward. Frank Windsor.. Well, is Frank Windsor.

The graphic then shows the next match:

Valora Salinas – Padre Nate takes on Gabriel Tuck.  Gabriel Tuck is one of the part of the like half the fuckin’ roster that is trying to get a shot at the Elite Title.  And Padre Nate could also find himself in that mix.. Especially if he’s able to come out on top.  

The graphic now changes to move up to the main event:

Valora Salinas – Miguel Lanza Jr. added another singles title to the trophy case of the Upstarts last show, and as his first defense, he faces off against talented newcomer Danielle Williams.  Now, on terms of sheer size, Danielle has her work cut out for her, but we’ve certainly seen plenty of examples of the smaller fighter beating the bigger one and with a title on the line, that can bring out the best in both fighters.  This could turn out to be a very interesting main event match.  But enough of that, let’s get on to Warzone..

Valora Salinas – Warzone comes to us from the Paycom Center in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.  I have nothing else to say about this so let’s just get into the fuckin’ show.

The graphic changes and showcases the first match:

Valora Salinas – Greg Salazar and Steve Murdock get opening match duties.  I’ve been in the ring with both these men and fighters of their caliber in the opening match can make for a great match to get the crowd fired up for the rest of the show, this isn’t a match to go to the concession stands for, you’ll want to see what happens here.

The graphic changes and brings up match 2 on the card

Valora Salinas – We have Malakai Tepes taking on Eddie Williams.  Eddie Williams has the definitive edge here and Malakai definitely has an uphill battle.  We’ll see if he has what it takes to pull off the upset.

The graphic changes to bring out the 3rd match

Valora Salinas – Well, I’m going to sound biased saying this, but his record also speaks for itself.  I think Rob Riot is the clear favorite here. Viktor Kriegson faces a massively uphill battle but, silver lining, if Viktor finds a way to pull off the upset, he’ll definitely put his name on the map here in CWF.  Still, I’d put my money on Rob Riot here.

The graphic once more changes to showcase the next part

Valora Salinas – Ok.  So we usually focus on matches here but this is a situation that we felt needed to be addressed here.  Now, coming out from the Beat the Clock challenge we had two big question marks.  Ironically, these happened revolving around the top 2 titles, Conquest and Elite.  Now, we’ll handle the Conquest title situation a bit later on here.  For now, the Elite title.  Kara Reinhardt, current Elite champion, came out ranked 2nd.  This should give her an elite title shot at the pay per view.  But since she’s the current champ, she can’t properly use this title shot at the pay per view and if we lengthened it out, it essentially becomes a rematch clause and we didn’t want to do open that door so, Armand von Krauss suggested giving Kara the choice of two options.  Option one, a list of current contenders to the Elite title would be thrown in with Kara into an Elite X match at the Pay Per View to determine the champion.  Option 2, is Kara can instead force her challengers to battle each other and the winner of that match would then face Kara at the pay per view.  This segment here is where we will find out what option Kara picks.

The graphic changes to highlight the next match

Valora Salinas – Next up, we have an intriguing match as two members of the Upstarts, Abigail Dresden and Tetsu Oni IV take on ENVy.  eNVy has established themselves as a solid tag team and a win in this match could help them on their quest for a tag team title shot.. Meanwhile, We have the 4 Winds Albion or UK champion teaming up with the 4 Winds North American title holder.  All in all this should be an interesting match.

The next graphic comes up and we see

Valora Salinas – Now, we get to the other problem from the Beat the Clock series.  Kronin and Samael Drago tied.  Like exactly.  For those keeping track at home, this means the twins Kronin and Kara came in with two of the fastest times, which was a feat I previously would have thought impossible but there it is.  Anyways.  This is match 1 of a special 3 match set because someone who is not me has confused our sport with fuckin’ baseball or some bullshit.  Anyways, 3 shows, 3 singles matches and, I’m making a special ruling right here and now that I will be a special guest commentator for each of these matches and if I see any interference at all, the 3 match series will end and the victim of the interference will be granted the Conquest title shot.  And no cutesy bullshit of the Void or Bastards ‘attacking’ Drago to try and screw over Kronin.  This match will be settled by Kronin and Drago if I have to lock to two pendejos in a cage.  These two men have earned a chance to fight for the right to challenge for the Conquest Championship at the pay per view and we’re going to have a fair and equitable tie breaker between the two.

The graphic fades from view and Valora continues

Valora Salinas – That about wraps it up from CWF where this week we go to fuckin’ Oklahoma.. Fuck me.. I can’t wait until we get back to fuckin’ civilization where people study actual science and actual history and not land of the 5 year olds who think they can just wish their views into fuckin’ reality.  We have put together two cards that are much better than this tour stop probably deserves but we’re a generous lot.

RP & Match Strat Deadlines: May 4th, 2025 Midnight EST (that’s 5/4/2025 11:59:59 PM/23:59:59 for non Americans)

Vanguard Segment & Match Deadlines: May 8th, 2025 Midnight EST

Warzone Segment & Match Deadlines: May 11th 2025 Midnight EST

Reminders:

• Vanguard RP Limits – 1 rp
  • if you submit more than 1 rp, the best one will count
• Warzone RP Limits – 2 rps
• Warzone Tag Team Match
  • Can be either 2 individual or 1 team based rp

Show Dates:

• Vanguard – May 9th, 2025
• Warzone – May 12th, 2025