||Lunar Warfare|| Season 4 Mid Season PPV|| Part 3 ||

((Continued from Part 2))

Table of Contents

Match 3 – Lunar Warfare Rumble!

The ConquestTron lights up to reveal the next entrant to come down to the ring. 

Eric Wilson – Next to come down to the ring, weighing in at 357 pounds…”Executioner” Samuel Madison!

“Never Fade Away” by Samurai (Refused) begins playing as Executioner” Samuel Madison walks out from the back to the boos of the fans who remember him working with Morgan Decker. He motions for the fans to stop, only increasing their boos. He heads down to the ring, keeping his eyes on the action within. Before he gets into the ring, Madd Morales leaps through the air, dropping Samuel with a double stomp so that he can springboard back into the ring.

Samuel gets back to his feet, rubbing his head and looking angry. He steps into the ring on the side where Samuel and Fiona are standing and nods to them. Madd Morales gets to Trelisa and Tuck, looking at the downed Blight.

Madd Morales – Couldn’t eliminate him?

Samuel leads the charge across the ring with Fiona and Samuel. Samuel hammers Madd with a hard right hand, catching him by the shoulder when he starts to fall as to hold him up and hit him again. Fiona takes Trelisa down with a belly to belly suplex. Samael just stands in front of Tuck with a grin, feinting an attack instead that Tuck flinches to. 

Samuel casts Madd to the side, joining Fiona and Samuel as the three of them bear down on Tuck. He backs up to a corner, looking somewhat nervous before he sees that Trelisa and Madd are starting to get back up. He grins at the three.

Gabriel Tuck – You know what? Fuck it. 

Ben Price – I wonder what that means?

Eddie Vega – I think it means he’s going to do something stupid.

Gabriel begins brawling with all three of the wrestlers lined up against him, but not well. His foes are each better trained than him and overwhelm him quickly. They knock him into a seated position against the corner. 

That’s when Fiona is lifted up by Trelisa and hit with a German suplex and Madd drop kicks the back of Samuel’s knees to ring him down. Samael places a foot to Gabriel’s throat, grabbing hold of the top rope to apply pressure to his choke hold. 

Trelisa watches as Fiona gets back up and goes for a superkick, but Fiona catches the ankle with her left hand and turns in to slug her with the right hand. Trelisa catches her by the wrist this time and pulls her into a face palm to the nose, bloodying it right away. They separate, Fiona backing away and clutching at her nose. 

Madd Morales jumps right back to his feet, but is caught by Samuel who flings him at the ropes and goes for a clothesline on the rebound. Madd ducks under the arm and slips behind Samuel, hitting him with a bicycle knee strike when he turns around! 

Blight sits up, prying the cooking pan off of his face. He picks up the steel chair and walks over to Samael and Tuck. He watches as Samael chokes Tuck and slams him in the back of the head with the steel chair! He throws the chair out of the ring and helps Tuck up. 

Gabriel Blight – You owe me now. 

Tuck is about to respond when the ConquestTron lights up yet again with the countdown.

Eric Wilson – Next to enter the ring, weighing in at 265 pounds…he is Father Nathan O’Connell!

The lights around the arena go dark and a mist begins to form around the entryway and down the ramp. Nathan seems to materialize from the mist itself as he walks out and pauses, taking a look at the crowd and then makes his way at a steady pace to the Ring, climbing up into the ring. Once in the ring, he goes right over to Fiona’s side to check on her.

Samuel grunts as Madd continues to strike him without bringing him down. He reaches out and catches Madd by the shoulder and punches him in the gut a few times before casting him to the side. Trelisa narrows her eyes while watching Nathan and Fiona, but then ducks under a wild swing by Samuel. She leaps at him, aiming low for a spear to the right knee to take Samuel down. However, he catches her by the hair and lifts her up by the throat, choking her in the air. 

Father Nathan nudges her daughter and motions to Samuel. Fiona nods and the two of them flank Samuel. Father Nathan picking up the strange glove that was on the mat. Fiona strikes first, but Samuel continues to choke Trelisa without regard to the strikes. Father Nathan punches Samuel a few times before Fiona strikes him in the nethers with a hard right hand. Samuel drops Trelisa, his face full of pain and rage.

Samuel Madison – Why, you little bitch! 

Father Nathan uses the glove to snap his fingers, creating a spark that lights the glove on fire. Samuel’s attention flashes to the glove, fascinated by the fire. Father Nathan uses the flaming glove to hit a heart punch. As Samuel’s eyes roll up into the back of his head and he falls forward, Father Nathan hefts him up and over the ropes.

Eric Wilson – Samuel Madison has been eliminated!

Ben Price – And there goes the big man.

Eddie Vega – And there goes the most amazing weapon I’ve ever seen!

Father Nathan exginguishes the glove and tosses it from the ring. Right in time for Gabriel Blight to bowl him over with a shoulder charge. Fiona yells, but is punched in the side of the head by Gabriel Tuck. Samael Drago sits up in his corner, catching his breath and watching the scene unfold. Madd Morales and Trelisa Perrault get up and see that Samuel Madison is gone. 

Fiona returns fire on Tuck, nearly leveling him with a punch, but just staggering him backwards a few steps. Madd catches Fiona from behind for a Red Rum-Z360 (otherwise known as a belly to back GTS). He hefts her up and starts working her over the ropes. 

Blight stomps on Father Nathan, keeping him to the mat. Nathan starts to get up anyway, but Blight catches him by the shoulder and punches him in the gut a few times before throwing him down with a spinebuster. Madd nearly has Fiona out when he feels Trelisa behind him. He doesn’t stop what he’s doing, but Trelisa superkicks him in the back of the head! Fiona falls to the mat, safe from elimination. Madd starts to fall, but Trelisa catches him. She speaks to his ear while preparing to toss him out. 

Trelisa Perrault – Long live the leader. 

He is nearly out of the ring when Gabriel Tuck comes from behind and grabs Trelisa, sending her over the ropes and to the floor. Madd goes over the ropes, but falls to the ring apron. Tuck drags him inside the ring and pulls him to his feet. 

Eric Wilson – Trelisa Perrault has been eliminated! 

The ConquestTron comes back to light for the countdown. 

Eric Wilson – Next to come down to the ring, weighing in at 134 pounds…Twila Venin!

A hush falls. Darkness swallows the arena.

Suddenly, a white spotlight hits center stage, illuminating a child-sized carousel slowly spinning in place. Broken porcelain dolls are draped across the horses. A soft music box lullaby begins to play—but it’s warped, reversed, and layered with whispers you can almost understand.

From the speakers, a voice murmurs:

“She’s been good. She’s been quiet.

But good little girls don’t stay buried.”

The lights flicker. Blood-red strobe hits the stage.

A silhouette appears upside down, slowly descending from above like a spider—Twila Venin, suspended in a web of black silk, wearing a corseted bodysuit splashed with crimson smears, her face painted ghost-white with a smeared black smile and sharp eyes full of mischief and menace.

As she lands on the ramp, glitchy static hits the screen. Her Tron explodes into chaotic flashes: nursery scribbles, X-ray scans of a smiling skull, crime scene photos, burning roses, a carousel turning too fast, too fast, too fast—

TWILA VENIN

“The Daughter of Delightful Ruin”

The music drops—industrial horror trap, with eerie music box chimes buried under heavy bass and distorted laughter.

She crawls down the ramp—not walks, crawls, then suddenly skips, then twirls, dragging a heart-shaped war mallet behind her.

Smoke begins to curl up from the stage. Not pyro—mist. Thick, unnatural fog, curling around her limbs like vines of a toxic plant. The crowd doesn’t know whether to cheer or scream.

At the apron, she licks the turnbuckle, giggles, then somersaults into the ring like a demented ballerina.

She kneels at the center, looks directly into the camera, tilts her head…

And mouths the words:

“You called me.”

The lights flicker one final time.

The lullaby cuts out.

Her theme stops mid-beat.

The crowd is left in silence.

And then—

BOOM.

A burst of confetti and black petals erupt from the turnbuckles.

Literally, everyone in the ring has stopped fighting so that they can stare at Twila Venin in a mixture of curiosity and wonder. She picks up a kendo stick with a mad grin and begins swinging it at random. She strikes Fiona, Madd, Tuck, and Blight before the kendo stick shatters into pieces. 

Madd seems spellstruck for a moment, watching chaos personified in the ring as Twila dances around everyone in the ring before landing a twisted cartwheel kick on Fiona! Blight and Father Nathan go back to brawling. Samael stands up where he he attacked by Tuck, who kicks him in the gut and does a quick Pedigree to drive Samael face-first to the mat. Fiona gets back to her feet and punches Twila a few times to back her up into, Madd, who hits a Cruxic Driver to send Twila to the mat.

Ben Price – There’s something off about Twila.

Eddie Vega – People are saying that she’s the daughter of the Joker and Harley Quinn.

Ben Price – Oh.

Eddie Vega – So, she is starting double mad.

Father Nathan gets a run of punches on Blight’s face like he was hitting a speed bag before slipping behind him and hitting a full nelson suplex! Tuck pulls Samael up, but Samael palm strikes the inside of Tucks right knee to bring him down to the mat. Samael stands up and kicks Tuck a few times in the gut. Madd stands up after putting Twila down to get turned and punched in the jaw. He sees Fiona before she nails him with a few more boxing strikes and takes him down with a belly-to-belly suplex!

Twila sits up and throws something into the air. It explodes, sending glitter to all the parts of the ring. Madd stands up, but is taken down by Twila with a crazy clown lariat! Fiona steps up to Twila and attempts to fight with her, but Twila grabs both of her wrists and delivers a barrage of headbutts in a move called the Concussion Carousel! She releases Fiona and hits a quick bodyslam to put her onto the mat. Father Nathan sees what’s going on and begins to make his way to help his daughter, but Blight grabs him and hits a Back Lifted Sitout Powerbomb! Samael starts to pull Tuck up to suplex him, but gets pulled down into a jawbreaker! 

And the ConquestTron lights up once again to announce that another is soon to come.

Eric Wilson – Next to come down to the ring, weighing in at 235 pounds…he is “the Paragon” Greg Salazar!

“Limits” covered by Cryptic Writings begins playing as Greg Salazar walks out from the back. He runs at an even pace to get down to the ring and slides under the ropes. He stands up and begins with Blight, the two exchanging punches before Greg hits a front snap kick and then a snap elbow to the side of the face to stun Blight so that he can throw him toward the ropes. He goes for a side thrust kick to the gut to send Blight over the ropes, but Blight catches the leg and drops an elbow to the side of the knee! 

Ben Price – Ohhh the Trivalley Karate Tournament ref’s not going to like that.

Eddie Vega – Umm Karate Kid? Not real life.

Ben Price – Oh right. I forgot with Twila being here and all. 

Eddie Vega – Understandable. 

Tuck picks up a pair of brass knuckles while watching Fiona with a grin.

Gabriel Tuck – This is going to leave a mark, chickie. 

Fiona O’Connell – Oh yea? Think that’ll level the playing field? Come on then. 

Tuck draws his arm back to throw a punch, but then gets clocked with a kendo stick that shatters over his head. He drops to his knees, seeing Father Nathan throwing the broken handle away. He looks back to Fiona, who throws a punch to knock Tuck the rest of the way to the mat! Madd Morales picks up another kendo stick and walks over to Samael Drago to hit him, but Samael catches the stick and pulls it out of Madd’s hands so that he can swing it and strike Madd a few times before shattering the kendo stick over Madd’s head. Madd falls to the mat. Twila twirls around in the ring, no one really paying attention to her. 

Twila sees Tuck starting to get up and begins approaching him slowly, seductively. She plants a fake kiss on his cheek, then bites him to draw blood, spins him violently, and crashes him back down to the mat with a neckbreaker. She sits up and licks the blood from her lips with a wink.

Twila Venin – First dates are always messy. 

Ben Price – All that, activity, was called Dead Girl Kisses. All of it that Twila did.

Eddie Vega – Is she kicking his ass or flirting with him?

Father Nathan and Fiona look at Twila with curiosity. Father Nathan begins to advance on her, but Fiona holds him back. 

Fiona O’Connell – I got this, da.

Father Nathan nods and attacks Blight, punching him with a hard right hand in the jaw hard enough that Blight nearly spins. Blight responds with a double axe handle blow. He then grabs and lifts Father Nathan as if for a pumphandle slam, but a spear from Greg Salazar takes them both down. Fiona punches Twila, but she just smiles through the pain. She hits a Madcap Legsweep that takes Fiona down and perches herself onto Fiona so she can begin to rain down punches until she’s drawn blood. She dips a finger into the blood as Fiona struggles to get free and draws an X on her own chest then stares into the hard cam and whispers:

Twila Venin – I picked my next friend. And they don’t even know it yet.

Samael Drago pulls Madd Morales up, getting him into a front face lock. This is a prelude to the Ode to the Unholy! Samael pulls the semi-conscious Madd up and dumps him over the top rope to the floor. 

Eric Wilson – Madd Morales has been eliminated!

And it’s about then that the ConquestTron lights up to reveal the countdown for the next wrestler to come down to the ring. 

Eric Wilson – Next to come down to the ring, weighing in at 245 pounds…he is Eoin O’Rourke!

Lights dim in the arena as guitar rifts in the arena. Then as “Just Close Your Eyes” by Fivefold reaches a high point

“OH!”

A sole light shines on the stage with Eoin O’Rourke standing on the stage with his eyes closed, arms stretched wide and hands open

“Its a smoke and mirror’s. It’s a day in day out prison,

You’re living in, it’s smothering the power in you.”

Eoin opens his eyes and lowers his arms and begins marches down the ramp

“When the world’s out of control

And time is always racing

Everybody has a place

Where they can let it go”

Eoin makes it to ringside and he stands in front of the ring. He begins cracking his neck and hopping on the sides, then he dives into the ring and rolls to stand back up with his arms stretched again with a green spotlight over him. The music is cut off as Samael Drago welcomes him into the ring with a dropkick!

Ben Price – That was a fine hello to the Rumble.

Eddie Vega – If you’re going to act like the shit, get stepped on. 

Gabriel Blight and Father Nathan get back to their feet. Greg Salazar grabs Blight and hits an Iron Fist, knocking him back to the mat. Father Nathan tosses Greg with a belly-to-belly suplex! Twila is still punching Fiona while perched on her, but Tuck walks over and pulls Twila off of her. He grabs her and hits a slingshot suplex. Fiona stands up and grabs Gabriel from behind for a sleeper hold!

Ben Price – Fiona with a bold move in the center of the ring. If Gabriel Tuck is asleep, he can’t fight off being thrown out.

Eddie Vega – Then, Duchess Lana will become the new leader of the nKo!

Ben Price – I guess she would be the last one not eliminated, yeah.

Eddie Vega – What would the nKo be like under the charge of her?

Samael Drago watches as Eoin O’Rourke gets right back up and attacks him with a hard right hand. Eoin deflects the punch and rakes Samael’s eyes, his fingers straying from the eyes to rip open wounds suffered earlier in the match to cause them to bleed again. Samael backs up a few steps, his hands to his eyes and face, but Eoin doesn’t let up. A running knee puts Samael to the mat!

Greg Salazar gets up as Father Nathan is pulling Gabriel Blight up and whipping him into the ropes. Greg follows with every intention of clotheslining them both out, but Blight side steps before he gets to the ropes. Greg clotheslines the back of Father Nathan and sends him over the top rope!

Eric Wilson – Father Nathan has been eliminated!

Fiona snaps her head in the direction of her father outside of the ring. Tuck takes this moment to step back and flip Fiona over his shoulder to the mat! It’s at this time that the ConquestTron lights up for a new countdown.

Eric Wilson – Next to come down to the ring, weighing in at 200 pounds…she is Kara Reinhardt!

The lights dim and ‘Ich Tu Dir Weh’ by Rammstein plays over the PA as Kara makes her way out from the backstage area, pausing at the top of the entryway as she looks down at the ring. She makes her way to the ring with a slow, methodical pace and climbs into the ring, climbing between the ropes and making her way to Greg Salazar’s side where she begins brawling with Blight. Greg joins in on the action, making Gabriel Blight defend himself against two attackers. 

Ben Price – The former Elite champion hitting the ring and going right to the current champion’s aid. I don’t know if I would be big enough to do that.

Eddie Vega – I know I wouldn’t be that big.

Eoin pulls Samael up and hammers him with a stiff headbutt, holding onto him so that he can do it several more times before dropping Samael in a vertical suplex! 

Fiona gets back to her feet and looks to Gabriel Tuck to begin a fresh attack, but starts to turn when she hears Twila Venin behind her. 

Twila Venin – “Hush little baby, don’t say a word…”

Spins violently with an elbow to the jaw, cradles their head lovingly mid-fall, then drops them in a DDT like she’s laying them to bed. Then strokes their hair. Giggling. 

She doesn’t giggle for long as Gabriel Tuck runs over and kicks her in the face, sending blood and spittle splattering across the ring. 

Ben Price – If I were Twila, I would think about curbing all of the extra talk and such.

Eddie Vega – The crowd is eating this shit up. I’m glad she isn’t you!

Greg and Kara continue to fight with Blight, but Kara takes the chance to grab the garbage can in the ring and puts it on top of Blight, trapping his arms within. She dropkicks the can, sending Blight to the ropes. However, Blight gets the can off of his body before he hits the ropes and springs back at Greg and Kara. A running shoulder block knocks Greg to the mat while grabbing Kara and hitting a powerslam!

Eoin pulls Samael back to his feet and grabs him as if for a power bomb, except Samael grabs Eoin’s legs and stands up with Eoin upside down on his back. Samael simply sits down, driving Eoin’s head into the mat! Fiona stands up while Gabriel Tuck is pulling up Twila. Fiona hits Twila with a huracanrana while Tuck stands back. 

The ConquestTron lights up revealing the countdown toward who will be coming down to the ring next. 

Eric Wilson – Coming down to the ring next, weighing in at 245 pounds…he is “Hard Edge” Maxwell Drake!

“Never Fade Away” by Samurai (Refused) begins playing as “Hard Edge” Maxwell Drake walks out from the back. He makes a beeline for the ring and slides in under the ropes and popping up to grab Greg from behind to hit a German suplex! Blight grabs Kara and hits the Katahajime Suplex! 

Samael Drago pulls Eoin O’Rourke up and takes him down with a slingblade! He pulls him up again and whips him into the corner and walks over to begin lifting him to get him out of the ring. Fiona is up first, but Tuck is on her with a Wolf Strike (superman punch)! Fiona stands up as Tuck is working to get Twila up and out of the ring. She grabs Gabriel, spins him around, and lands a heart punch! Gabriel goes white, clutching at his chest as he falls to the mat! Twila starts to fall, but Fiona catches her and dumps her over the top rope!

Eric Wilson – Twila Venin has been eliminated! 

The ConquestTron lights up for the next competitor to come down to the ring.

Eric Wilson – The next to come down to the ring, weighing in at 172 pounds…she is Karlie Nash!

“Knuckle Up” by Snowgoons begins playing as Karlie Nash runs from the back at top speed. She takes the distance between the back and the ring like she was running a hundred yard dash and slides into the ring popping up and grabbing Eoin O’Rourke to help Samael Drago get him out of the ring! Eoin kicks both of them in the face to get them to back up enough for him to land on his feet inside the ring, but it doesn’t help him long as Karlie hits him with a Game Misconduct  (Glasgow Kiss Headbutt) to stun him and then throws him from the ring!

Eric Wilson – Eoin O’Rourke has been eliminated! 

Ben Price – Karlie Nash coming down to make an impression!

Eddie Vega – I think she was successful in that!

Fiona goes to pull Tuck up to eliminate him when she notices that he is so much dead weight. Which could mean he’s been knocked out or…Fiona kneels down beside Gabriel to check for a pulse and then? She begins CPR! 

Ben Price – What the heck? Why is she doing that?

Eddie Vega – She shouldn’t have tried the heart punch that her dad had mastered. 

Ben Price – That makes sense. Wait, why are we not stopping the match to get him out?

Eddie Vega  You think Von Krauss cares that someone might die in the ring? No.

Greg gets up and Maxwell goes to grab him, but Greg is there first with a Sniper Shot II that sends Maxwell bouncing to the mat! Kara gets to her feet and Blight kicked Kara in the gut, going for the gutwrench suplex! Kara punches Blight in the leg to get him to release her and szies him, getting him up into a press slam position with a roar. She completes the motions of the Gegenpress Slam by dropping Blight onto his face! Fiona is still performing CPR on Tuck, eventually Tuck starts to breathe again. She gets no time to celebrate as Karlie pulls her up off of the mat and hits a full nelson bulldog. Samael Drago pulls Tuck up with a laugh. 

Samael Drago – It’s good you didn’t die, but it is time to go. 

Samael took Tuck to the ropes and prepared to throw him over when Tuck manages to get a claw on Samael’s lower jaw in a move he calls the Wolf Bite! This stops Samael from sending him over the ropes and he drops to his knees in pain as Tuck holds the submission move on. 

Ben Price – Gabriel Tuck lives to continue fighting!

Eddie Vega – Literally. Fiona saved his life.

Ben Price – After almost taking it, you mean.

Eddie Vega – Well, yeah. 

Greg watches as Maxwell gets up and reaches for him, but Max slams him up side the head with the garbage can lid that’s in the ring. He brings it down on Greg’s head again, folding the lid in half before ripping it away and throwing it from the ring. Maxwell gets the busted open Greg up into the air in a suplex position and drops him in a brainbuster! 

Kara pulls Blight up and sends him to the ropes, intending on following and sending him out of the ring, but Blight gets to the ropes faster than she intended and rebounds into a shoulder block that takes Kara off of her feet!

Karlie rubs Fiona’s face into the mat a little before bringing her face up and slamming it into the mat. She then pulls Fiona up and whips her into the corner and follows to hit an avalanche, but Fiona gets her knees up first for Karlie to impact against! 

Gabriel Tuck releases the hold on Samael Drago and runs with him to the ropes on the opposite side to throw him out, but Samael trips Tuck and grabs him by the back of the head to fall with him and slam Tuck face first into the mat! 

The ConquestTron lights up for the countdown, getting the crowd excited for whom might come out next! 

Eric Wilson – Next to come down to the ring, weighing in at 180 pounds…he is “Sweet Baby” Ken Howard!

“Wouldn’t it Be Nice” by the Beach Boys begins playing as Ken Howard walks out from the back. He grins and poses for booing fans. He looks hurt at the boos and makes his way down to the ring, stepping into the ring to look around at the people paired off. He picks his target and goes on the attack, spinning Samael around and punching him in the wounds on his face! Samael reponds by hitting the Philoso-Knee (Short-Arm into Knee to the face)! Ken staggers back a few steps, a crack in the right cheek on his face, blood seeping through the wound. Samael seems to be limping a little, favoring the left knee that struck Ken in the face. 

Ben Price – What’s going on here?

Eddie Vega – Ken Howard is a living Ken doll. His skin is plastic!

Ben Price – Oh my. 

Eddie Vega – Exactly. 

Gabriel Tuck gets up and grabs Maxwell Drake from behind for a full nelson. Greg Salazar gets up and grabs Gabriel Blight, hitting a Bass Drop (Cradle gord buster)! Kara Reinhardt gets back to her feet, sees Blight down and begins to kick him. Fiona hits a few punches on Karlie before spinning her around and hitting a backstabber! 

Samael Drago hops up to grab Ken Howard for a huracanrana and grabs the ropes as he takes them both over. Samael skins the cat, taking himself back into the ring while Ken Howard hits the floor! 

Eric Wilson – Ken Howard has been eliminated!

Gabriel Tuck drops Maxwell Drake in a full nelson suplex! Kara Reinhardt comes over and grabs Maxwell, sending him over the ropes with a Gegenpress Slam, roaring the whole time. 

Eric Wilson – Maxwell Drake has been eliminated!

Gabriel Tuck picks up a steel chair and slams it across Kara’s back, sending her straight to the mat! Blight gets back to his feet, only for Greg to confront him. 

Greg begins with a low cutting kick to the thigh, cutting kick to ribs, standing high kick to head, and then the spinning elbow. He finishes with the short arm pull into the spinning back fist! NO! Blight catches him by the wrist with a smile.

Gabriel Blight – Too slow, old man!

Blight gets him up into a suplex position and finishes the motions for Fallen Angel Drive (Emerald Flowsion Kai)! 

Now is when the ConquestTron lights up to show that a new opponent will be coming down to the ring.

Eric Wilson – Next to come down to the ring, weighing in at 265 pounds…he is Retro Rob!

St Elmo’s Fire (Man in Motion) by John Parr begins playing as Retro Rob walks out from the back. A few of the older fans begin applauding him, which brings the others around and soon, the crowd is thunderously cheering for the returning legend. His fierce expression seems to soften for just a moment before falling back into place. He heads down to the ring and steps in over the rpes. The first thing he does is gobsmacks Blight upside the head.

Ben Price – Retro Rob is really here? Wow!

Eddie Vega – And he is?

Ben Price – The first winner of the Wrestle Wars singles championship!

Eddie Vega – Oh man! Wrestle Wars was the shit!

Gabriel Tuck blasts Kara Reinhardt with the chair a second time as she is trying to get up from the firstimpact. Tuck goes for a third attack when the chair is plucked from his hands from behind. He turns around for Greg Salazar to break the chair over his head! Tuck slumps to the mat. 

Fiona attacks the stunned Karlie with a hard right hand, sending her to the mat. She strides across the ring and attacks Samael, hitting him upside the head with another hard right hand. She goes for another, but Samael blocks it and hits a gut punch. He then grabs her and hits the Philoso-Knee! (Short-Arm into Knee to the face)! 

Greg Salazar helps Kara Reinhardt to her feet. She looks around to see Gabriel Tuck lying on the mat, busted open from the last chair shot that Greg gave him. She hefts him up into a military press slam position and begins walking toward the ropes. Gabriel’s eyes snap open when he realizes the danger and he rolls, falling behind Kara and hitting a neckbreaker!

Retro Rob pounds Gabriel Blight a few times to get him to his knees and then runs a knee into his face to send him to the mat. He doesn’t get to celebrate for very long as Greg Salazar takes him down with a shoulder block! 

Karlie Nash recovers and walks back over to the downed Fiona O’Connell, intending on attacking, but Samael Drago grabs her from behind and throws her from the ring with a German suplex! 

Eric Wilson – Karlie Nash has been eliminated! 

The ConquestTron lights up for the countdown again. 

Eric Wilson – The next to come down to the ring, weighing in at 220 pounds…she is “Apathy” Elizabeth Devereaux-O’Rourke!

The sound of a vintage picture reel began to click and pop, the screen illuminating up counting down like a picture show. The pops, scratches, nicks and debris covered the screen, the numbers counting down, 5…4….3….2….1….as the reel continued, the faint familiar sound of a text message being composed. The tell tale sound of clicks followed by the sound of a message received. The demonic, distorted voice of SKYND creeps through “You’re gonna have to prove me wrong”. On the screen, a barrage of action shots, in still form from Apathy’s career, centered and fixated, like an old film would. As the arena went down, red and white lights bathing the fans in a sea of color, Elizabeth rises from beneath the stage, head lowered, arms outstretched. A mixed chorus of boos, jeers and cheers pelted at her. She gradually raises her head, soaking in the animosity and fervent support. Inhaling it like a drug

##I love you, now die

I love you, now die

I love you, now die

I love you, now##

As the heavy bass kicks in and the words of the chorus reverberate through the arena, she snaps her head up, a cocky self-assured smirk creeping across her lips as she saunters her way to the ring casually engaging towards the fans either encouraging more of their venomous verbal harassment or acknowledging the respect and adoration from her legions and devotees, basking in the glow

##Go, in your truck and drive in a parking lot

Do it early, do it now

Do it early, do it now

Go, just park and sit there in your car

It will take twenty minutes

It will take twenty minutes##

##Go, in your truck and drive in a parking lot

Do it early, do it now

Do it early, do it now

Go, just park and sit there in your car

It will take twenty minutes

It will take twenty minutes##

As the perverse and twisted sound of SKYND’s auto tuned verbal melody pulsates through the speakers, Elizabeth stops at the base of the walkway, and regards the inside of the ring for a moment before stepping through the ropes and attacking Gabriel Tuck! She hits the Guillotine’s Kiss (running at a charge, jumping and kicking him in the face)!

Ben Price – Eoin and Apathy were supposed to put Gabriel Tuck and perhaps Trelisa Perrault on the shelf during the tag team tournament. This is her second chance!

Eddie Vega – Perrault is nowhere around to help. 

Fiona gets back to her feet, ducks under a running clothesline from Samael. She turns to see that Samael had stopped and is coming back, hits him with a superkick to the mouth that sends Samael to the mat. 

Gabriel gets to his hands and knees on his way to get to his feet, but Apathy drops a leg across the back of his neck to send him back to the mat! 

Gabriel Blight gets up to his feet, but Kara Reinhardt grabs him and hits the Reich Breaker (Rock Bottom)! 

Greg Salazar pulls Retor Rob up and whips him into the ropes. He kicks Rob in the gut on the rebound and goes for the Ring Toss (cradle half nelson suplex), but Rob blocks the move and slams Greg with a massive headbutt before tossing him into the turnbuckles with a belly-to-belly suplex! 

Samael Drago rolls out of the ring and lies on the floor unnoticed. Gabriel Tuck gets up, but is peppered by lefts and rights from Apathy. He goes on the defensive, blocking and deflecting punches, backing up to the ropes. 

Fiona O’Connell glances around to see where Samael has gone, but shrugs. She runs and knocks Kara down with a dropkick! Gabriel Blight gets up to his feet and looks around. He grabs Greg Salazar from behind and spins him around so that he can hit the Death Valley Driver. He stands up and looks down at Greg.

Gabriel Blight – Stay down, old man. 

Ben Price – That seems like a command that I would obey.

Eddie Vega – Well, can’t be eliminated from the mat. 

Retro Rob grabs Blight from behind and hits a running bulldog! 

The ConquestTron lights up again to reveal who will come down to thering next!

Eric Wilson – The next to come down to the ring, weighing in at 235 pounds…she is Aubrey Creighton!

Those lights in the venue dim, only illuminating the entrance and outlining multiple shadows. Aubrey does a bit of shadow boxing before as the opening beat drops.

I don’t know why mans calling me family all of a sudden

Like hmm, my mum don’t know your mum

Stop telling mans you’re my cousin!

I got day ones and I got new ones

No fake ones, trust no one!

It’s Boy Better Know ‘till I die

Tryin ta run up in the bank like Bonnie and Clyde

Cause man get money with the gang

Man get girls with the gang

Man eat food with the gang

Man talk slang to the feds

Can’t work out what I just said to a man

Told me you was a big fan but the first thing you said when you saw me is “Can I get a pic for the gram?”

I was like “Nah, sorry man”

I only socialize with the crew and the gang

Aubrey’s walk out is less wrestling and more boxing main event. The whole crew from the block serves as the entourage. Dudes in black jumpers and hoodies wearing gun holster bags marching with him in unison.

Aubrey’s walk is focused, no interaction with the fans, punching air on the way down. The crew stops outside the ring. They take off Aubrey’s chains, mask, and bullet proof vest. He leaps onto the apron and climbs over the rope. Before he picks a target, he punches a turnbuckle pad hard enough to split it open!

Ben Price – That’s some punch!

Eddie Vega – Also, now there’s a split open top turnbuckle to mash a face into.

Aubrey picks his target with a smile and charges at Retro Rob, who sees him with his eyes open wide. He hits a back drop right quick that sends Aubrey from the ring!

Eric Wilson – Aubrey Creighton has been eliminated! 

Ben Price – The fierce boxer is in and out. Pity. 

Eddie Vega – Sometimes a charge is good, but often it is not. 

Apathy scores an uppercut on Tuck, spinning him around so she can hit a Bridging Suplex into Pumphandle Slam! She drags him to his feet and begins working him over the ropes, but Tuck catches her in the throat with an elbow and begins to back her up from the ropes with several right hands. 

Fiona O’Connell attacks Gabriel Blight with some boxing strikes before turning round and knocking the warrior down with a pele kick! She then watches as Blight slowly gets up and grabs him, hitting a Celtic Spike DDT (Mickie James style jumping, implant DDT)!

Kara Reinhardt gets up to her feet and starts helping Greg Salazar up, but gets caught by Retro Rob, who puts Kara down with an All I Got (violent looking double arm ddt)! He pulls Kara up and runs her to the ropes, but a back elbow from Kara stops their progression. She hits three German suplexes in a row in a combo that she calls Eins, Zwei, Drei! 

Ben Price – Retro Rob almost thrown from the ring right there!

Eddie Vega – Tuck almost out. 

Ben Price – I wonder if Apathy will really go for elimination or injury.

Eddie Vega – I’d go for injury. 

Greg Salazar looks around the ring with a frown, but starts listening to the crowd. He rolls out of the ring and grabs the hidden Samael Drago! He hits a ridge hand strike to the side of Samael’s neck and presses him against the side of the ring so he can hit several knee lifts and rolls Samael back into the ring, following. Samael Drago gets up and reaches for Greg, who hits a picture perfect Scorpion Kick! Samael drops to his knees and then onto his face!

The ConquestTron lights up to show the countdown. 

Eric Wilson – The next person to come down to the ring, weighing in at 135 pounds…she is Duchess Lana Hill!

“Shot to Thrill” by AC/DC begins playing as Duchess Hill walks out from the back alone. She heads down to the ring and steps through the ropes. She looks around calmly before grabbing Apathy from behind as if for a German suplex! A back elbow disrupts those plans and Apathy hauls up the smaller woman and throws her from the ring!

Ben Price – The Duchess in and the Duchess out!

Eddie Vega – That’s crazy fast.

Eric Wilson – Duchess Lana Hill has been eliminated!

Ben Price – And you know what this means?

Eddie Vega – That only one member of the nKo remains in the ring?

Ben Price – and he has become leader of the nKo!

Eddie Vega – Oh right! Long live the King!

Gabriel sees that Apathy is distracted from eliminating Lana and goes for a superkick, but Apathy catches the foot and pulls Tuck into an overhead belly-to-belly suplex that sends Tuck over the ropes and to the floor! 

Ben Price – He got arrogant and paid the price!

Eddie Vega – He still wins the nKo though so he’s done something tonight.

Eric Wilson – Gabriel Tuck has been eliminated!

Fiona watches as Gaberiel Blight gets up and goes on the attack again, but Blight counters with a quick uppercut and grabs Fiona up as if to do a bodyslam and throws her from the ring in a fallaway slam! 

Eric Wilson – Fiona O’Connell has been eliminated! 

Ben Price – They’re dropping like flies right now!

Eddie Vega – Fiona has been in this match a good long while. 

Kara Reinhardt pulls Retro Rob up to his feet and begins running him to the ropes to throw him out. Rob tries to move to not be eliminated, but Greg pulls down the top rope! Retro Rob sails over the top rope!

Eric Wilson – Retro Rob has been eliminated!

Ben Price – Another one down, another one down. 

Eddie Vega – Another one bites the dust!

Samuel Drago climbs to the top rope in a move that drives the crowd crazy from the risk of it all. He leaps through the air, hitting a Phoenix splash on Kara and Greg in a move that he calls the Dragon-Bite!

Apathy grabs Gabriel Blight and brings him down with a lungblower! She pulls him up and looks to the ropes, but Blight connects with a quick headbutt that seems to have a greater effect on her. She hits her knees and then falls to the mat as Blight moves on to other opponents like kicking Kara in the ribcage!

The ConquestTron lights up to reveal who is to come down to the ring next.

Eric Wilson – Next to come down to the ring, weighing in at 325 pounds…he is Abel!

“Cold as Ice” by Foreigner begins playing as Abel walks out from the back to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He makes his way down to the ring and steps into the ring.

Ben Price – I know there’s face paint and all, but this is ridiculous! Abel has changed from the masked man that he used to be.

Eddie Vega – Kind of reminds me of a Frost Giant.

Abel pulls up Greg Salazar and hits a short-arm clothesline. He gets Greg up into a press slam position and walks over to the ropes. He looks ready to throw, but Greg rolls off of him and falls behind Abel, grabbing him and sending him over the top rope!

Eric Wilson – Abel has been eliminated! 

Ben Price – I gues that makes Greg Salazar as Thor!

Eddie Vega – I guess it does. 

Samael Drago gets up and watches as Kara Reinhardt gets up, the two clash for a moment before Samael turns a Side headlock into a rear naked chokehold! 

Gabriel Blight looks around the ring before he settles on sights of Greg Salazar and begins to advance on him. Greg sees Blight and sighs with determination as the two begin brawling and deflecting/blocking each others punches. Blight absorbs a blow to the side of the head so that he can grab Greg and hit a spinebuster!

The ConquestTron lights up with the countdown, driving the crowd into a frenzy as they wonder who will come down to the ring next!

Eric Wilson – Coming down to the ring next, weighing in at 155 pounds…she is Dixie Clement!

As the buzzer goes off and the next competitor is announced, The crowd comes to their feet as Dixie’s voice comes over the PA: “Sorry! About your damn luck!” and ‘Make My Country Rock’ by Cory Marks, ft Sully Erna from Godsmack and Travis Tritt plays over the PA.

Dixie Clement walks out from the back, taking a big drink from her bottle of budweiser and tosses the bottle aside, taking her hat off and playing to the crowd before she points at the ring and charges full speed, sliding into the ring and coming up throwing punches against Apathy! They brawl back and forth until Dixie can get in a kick to the gut and a DDT to plant Apathy to the mat!

Ben Price – She came in a’fightin’.

Eddie Vega – Quit, your redneck is showing.

Ben Price – Oh no.

Eddie Vega – Oh, you do have a sunburn on your neck do ya? Does it hurt whn I do thi-

Ben Price – Ouch, quit it!

Eddie Vega – Heh heh. 

Samael Drago releases Kara Reinhardt from the choke hold and gets her up into an electric chair drop position on his shoulders. He steps back tothe ropes and falls backwards to send Kara over the ropes!

Eric Wilson – Kara Reinhardt has been eliminated!

Blight stands up and grabs Greg by the right ankle, doing a spinning toe hold. Several times. He the holds both ankles and drives his foot into Greg’s crotch! The crowd ooooohhhs in sympathy.

Apathy gets up and delivers several knife edge chops to Dixie, who absorbs the punishment and returns the favor…only with a hard right hand. Apathy deflects the punch and delivers a hard right hand of her own. She grabs Dixie by the arm and takes her down with a short-arm clothesline! 

Ben Price – Elizabeth no stranger to fighting with her fists. 

Eddie Vega – She should be an expert with some of the husbands that she’s had in her life. 

Samael Drago climbs to the top rope as he’s not under any current attack and raises his arms to the heavens as he surveys the scene below him. He leaps through the air and lands a Dragonslayer (Top Rope Moonsault dive into an elbow drop), striking Apathy in the side of the head to take her down! The crowd goes wild at such a stunt!

Gabriel Blight pulls Greg Salazar and grabs him in the set up of a belly-to-belly suplex, gets his back to the ropes, and tosses Greg Salazar out! However, Greg grabs hold of the top rope. He twists as he uses the rope as a balance bar and slams both knees into the small of Blights back!

Dixie Clement walks over to the staggering Blight and puts him into a full nelson, quickly changing gears into a full nelson facebuster!  Salazar gets up but is kicked in the gut and sent to the mat with a bulldog! 

Dixe gets up, but is caught by Apathy, who hits a double-underhook backbreaker!

Ben Price – Dixie still making waves, but not everything is coming up flowers!

Eddie Vega – You mean her luck has run out.

Ben Price – Well, yes.

Eddie Vega – Then say it like that instead of coming up with weird sayings.

The ConquestTron lights up to reveal the countdown.

Eric Wilson – The next to come down to the ring, weighing in at 237 pounds…he is Lance Dewlock!

“Hit Me Baby (one more time)” by Britney Spears begins playing as Lance Dewlock walks out from the back. He poses for the fans, but gets a mixed “who the heck are you” reaction. He walks down to the ring and steps through the ropes. 

Ben Price – I think this is the first time that Lance has seen the tv lights.

Eddie Vega – Might be the last time if he doesn’t do something.

Indeed, Lance has stalled upon arrival, watching the others, but not getting involved.

Samael Drago, who had been resting in a corner, decides to put Lance to the test. He grabs the young man and whips him into the melee. Dixie Clement gets up and sees the panicking Lance coming straight for her. She hits a hip toss, sending him from the ring. 

Eric Wilson – Lance Dewlock has been eliminated! 

Gabriel Blight gets up and heads straight for Dixie Clement, spinning her around and clubbing her with a double axehandle. He whips her to the ropes, hitting a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on the rebound! Greg Salazar gets to his feet and begins the motions of the Mosh Pit technique. He begins with a low cutting kick to the thigh, a cutting kick to the ribs standing high kick to the side of the head, and spinning elbow to the side of the head. He lets Gabriel stumble back a step or two before pulling him in for the short arm spinning back fist! Gabriel is laid out in the ring! 

Apathy attacks Samael, drilling him with several European uppercuts before sliding behind him and hitting German suplex after German suplex, stopping at six. 

Ben Price – The Butterfly Effect in full swing!

Eddie Vega – I wonder if Samael will be elminated soon?

Greg Salazar grabs Dixie Clement for a Ring Toss (cradle half nelson suplex), aiming to send her over the top rope, but she doesn’t go nearly as far as intended, landing on her feet behind Salazar. She connects with a buzzsaw kick that crumples Greg to the mat. 

Gabriel Blight gets to his feet and goes after Dixie, sending her to the mat with a clothesline! She is back up pretty quickly and Gabriel whips her to the ropes, aiming for a powerslam on the rebound. Dixie hits a running knee instead, taking Gabriel down. 

Samael Drago squeaks as he lays down on the mat, but Apathy pulls him up and takes him to the ropes with the intention of sending him out, but a back elbow from Samael puts a stop to that. He lifts Apathy up and hits a Michinoku Driver! 

Ben Price – Samael powering back. He’s got to be dead tired by now.

Eddie Vega – He’s taken a lot of breaks throughout. 

The ConquestTron lights up again with the countdown, making people wonder who would be next to come down to the ring.

Eric Wilson – Next to come down to the ring, weighing in at 165 pounds…she is Zolothach!

“Cthulhu” by Gunship begins playing as “Zolothach” Tabitha Osborne walks out from the back. She looks around at the mixed reaction leaning toward cheering from the crowd awkwardly before heading down to the ring. She slides in under the ropes, jumps up to her feet and begins attacking Dixie Clement! She hammers Dixie with a few right hands before dropping her with an ax kick! 

Ben Price – Zolothach in late to the party. This will prove to be an advantage.

Eddie Vega – No doubt.

Samael Drago watches as Apathy is slowly getting back up and goes for a spinning wheel kick. Apathy ducks back from the kick and grabs Samael from behind for a full nelson that she quickly turns into a suplex! 

Gabriel Blight gets up and begins to look for Dixie, but finds Greg Salazar istead. He hits an Atomic Drop on Greg before putting him to the mat with a pumphandle slam! 

Dixie Clement gets back to her feet and puts a shoulder to Apathy’s midsection before lifting her up and hits a scoop slam! Dixie gets in a few kicks before Apathy rolls back to her feet. Apathy goes for a return strike, but Dixie blocks it and hits a headbutt hard enough to lay Apathy out! 

Ben Price – Boy, that Dixie must have a hard head! 

Eddie Vega – And I think Apathy might be vulnerable to head strikes.

Ben Price – Oh right.

Eddie Vega – Yeah. 

Samael Drago gets up to see that Apathy is down and instead, moves on Dixie. He grabs her from a blind spot and hits a tiger suplex! He stands up and kicks Dixie in the face before stomping on the downed Apathy to make sure that she doesn’t get up. Dixie stands up, wiping blood from her mouth with the back of her hand. She kicks Samael in the gut to drop him to a knee and then hits a shining wizard to put him to the mat! 

Zolothach hits a palm strike to the side of Blight’s head, stunning him so that she can begin the motion of a bear hug, but then she also wraps her legs around him. As a final insult, she sinks her teeth into Blight’s left arm that draws a cry of pain from Blight! 

Greg Salazar gets to his feet and steps up to Dixie Clement, hitting a snap elbow to the side of the head. Dixie Clement responds with one of her own and goes to the ropes right quick, coming back and hitting a tilt-a-whirl crossbody!

The ConquestTron lights up and reveals the countdown before the next person is to come down to the ring.

Eric Wilson – Next to come down to the ring, weighing in at 375 pounds…he is Tarrasque!

“Ladies and Gentlemen” by Saliva begins playing as Tarrasque walks out from the back. He roars to the crowd, getting cheers in response. He flexes his muscles with another roar and runs down to the ring. He steps over the ropes, practically salivating at the fight to come. 

Tarrasque grabs the rising Samael Drago into a press slam position. He walks toward the ropes, intent on throwing Samael out when Samael rocks and rolls off of the beast and lands behind him. He staggers Tarrasque with a dropkick, sending him toward the ropes. He hits another dropkick. The goal being to kick Tarrasque from the ring. However, before Samael can jump into the air again, Tarrasque reaches out and seizes him by the throat. He lifts the Moonchild up into the air and lands a chokeslam!

Ben Price – And there is the power of the 4WW Maelstrom champion!

Eddie Vega – Isn’t he still champion because he hasn’t defended it in a long time?

Ben Price – Maybe.

Eddie Vega – Ha! He should be happy no one has taken the title off of him. 

Gabriel Blight tries to break free of Zolothach’s grasp, but finds that he cannot do that, his arms pinned down to his side. He headbutts her over and over to try to get her to at least stop biting his arm. That works as Zolothach pulls her head away from his arm, he sees that her mouth is covered in blood from the bite. 

Tabitha Osborne – This is where I explode and leave you dead in a crater…

Ben Price – Is that a Dragon Ball Z reference of when Yamcha was killed by the little green guys?

Eddie Vega – I don’t know since I don’t watch cartoons. 

Gabriel runs toward a corner, avalanching Tabitha into it to get her to release him. He batters her with punches, but she just grins. An overhead belly-to-belly suplex sends her flying toward the center of the ring!

Apathy gets back to her feet, watching as Greg Salazar slowly gets to his feet. She wraps her arms around him, but he comes back with a headbutt that disrupts her plans. She staggers back and Greg hits a forward thrust kick to put Apathy back to the mat!

Dixie Clement attacks Gabriel Blight with a discus elbow to the mouth. She follows that with a Northern Lights Suplex! 

Samael Drago lies on the mat, likely wishing that the match was already over, but sitting up regardless. He sees that Tarrasque hasn’t left his side and mumbles something that the mic doesn’t pick up. Tarrasque leans down and hefts Samael up again. This time, he hurls Samael directly at Greg Salazar, knocking the both of them down! 

Gabriel Blight rolls to his feet. He grabs Dixie and hits an inverted atomic drop! He follows this up with a Russian Legsweep, putting Dixie to the mat!

Apathy gets up, clutching at her head in pain as blood trickles out from her nose. She looks around to see that Greg Salazar is on the ground so she kicks him in the side of the face to send blood and spittle splattering across the mat!

Tabitha gets up to her feet and sees Tarrasque. She nods to him and he nods back. She sees Apathy kicking Greg and joins in on the fun, kicking Greg in the ribs. 

Apathy – Zolo! 

Tabitha Osborne – In the flesh! 

Ben Price – I’m guessing that they know one another. 

Eddie Vega – A past history of working together. I think that Apathy, Zolothach, and Aurora Deadwood worked a minor fed once. 

The ConquestTron lights up with a countdown and once it runs out a graphic that says “Final Entrant” comes on the screen.

Eric Wilson – The final entrant to come down to the ring, weighing in at 140 pounds…she is Wicked Kat Hale!

The lights begin flashing green, blue, and red as the initial jingle of “Nemo” by Nightiwsh starts. Kat delays hitting the stage for those initial seven seconds.

She comes out wearing a black leather jacket that stops at her mid-drift, and she comes out with high energy. Throwing up the rock and roll devil horns a few times. Before moving to either side of the stage to engage with the crowd. Pointing towards them and then starting to make her way down to the ring. She’ll continue interacting with fans near the ramp. High-fiving and occasionally pausing to throw up devil horns with other members of the audience.

She gets to the ring and steps through the ropes. She ducks as Dixie Clement comes at her with a discus clothesline and pops back up with a slap! Dixie opens her mouth, angry and stunned. This gives Kat the chance to put her to the mat with a hook kick!

Samael Drago and Greg Salazar get up. Samael moving a bit quicker than Greg so that he can get off a Gastrizein (Drago pulls both his hands back as if he is about to perform a Hadouken, then releases the pressure into a Pankration style powerful front heel kick to the stomach), knocking Greg back down to the mat. 

Gabriel Blight looks around the ring and finds Apathy. He kicks her in the gut and begins slamming her with double axe handle attacks until she is on the mat! He pulls her back up and hits a straightjacket suplex! 

Dixie Clement gets right back to her feet and delivers several knife edge chops to Kat Hale before whipping her into the ropes and hitting a tilt-a-whiel slam on the rebound. She stomps on Kat a few times before pulling her up and going for the discus forearm! However, Tabitha grabs Dixie from behind and hits a gutbuster drop! 

Tarrasque advances upon Samael Drago, who punches the beast a few times while getting nothing back but a smile. Tarrasque takes Samael up in a bear hug, shaking him violently side to side! It’s a move that he calls Shaken!

Ben Price – Samael going to have whiplash from that move!

Eddie Vega – Lords knows what he might do next…

Tarrasque throws Samael to the mat and gets down on one knee by his hips. He roars to the crowd, who roar back in knowing what’s about to happen next. Tarrasque grabs Samael by the boy parts, twists, and lifts. Samael screams a high pitched scream and begins to tap out, despite knowing that’s not how you lose the match. 

Ben Price – That?

Eddie Vega – That. On the plus side, after this match Samael might be able to go for the women’s title.

Gabriel Blight grabs Apathy up into a power bomb position, hgih in the air. He walks over to the ropes and power bombs Apathy over the top rope where she nearly bounces off of the ring apron and hits the floor!

Eric Wilson – Apathy has been eliminated!

Greg Salazar gets back to his feet and grabs Tabitha, lifting her into the air as if to do an atomic drop, but sets her over the top rope and onto the ring apron. Tabitha spins around as if hopeful that she can get back ito the ring, but is superkicked off of the apron to the floor.

Eric Wilson – Zolothach has been eliminated!

Dixie Clement grabs Kat Hale and goes for her own power bomb, but Kat blocks the move by putting a claw on the back of each of Dixie’s knees. She puts the pressure on the cowgirl until the move is released. 

Samael Drago is screaming in pain, trying to get released from Tarrasque’s Rise of the Feminine Side vice-grip on his nuts. Eventually, Samael manages to sit up and return the favor by grabbing Tarrasque by his boy parts. It doesn’t take long for Tarrasque to release Samael and Samael releases Tarrasque in horror. 

Ben Price – I thought Tarrasque was a shower, but it seems he’s a grower.

Eddie Vega – Who knew he would be turned on by having his boys squished?

Gabriel Blight clotheslines the back of Greg Salazar’s neck, sending him down to the mat. He pulls Salazar up into a power bomb position and starts walking toward the ropes, but Greg starts punching him in the face to stun Gabriel so that he can hits a huricanrana!

Kat Hale hits a jumping uppercut as she gets to her feet, grabbing Dixie, and whipping her toward the ropes. Kat follows, hot on her heels, looking for a clothesline to send Dixie over the ropes. As Kat hits the clothesline, Dixie grabs onto her with both arms. Both go over the top rope to the floor where they begin brawling again until security break them apart!

Eric Wilson – Kat Hale and Dixie Clement have been eliminated!

Before Samael can get up, Tarrasque kicks him in the chest and straddles his midsection so that he can lay into Samael with punches. Samael raises his hand as if to stop Tarrasque’s punches, but gives the camera a thumbs up message? The ConquestTron lights up to reveal a destroyed dressing room with Viktor Kriegson holding up the bloodied form of Marcus Anderson in a sleeper hold.

Viktor Kriegson – Tarrasque…we have the man who is like your brother. 

Tarrasque gets off of Samael as he sees the video and he leaps over the top rope to the floor and starts running for the back. Samael, also bloody, drags himself to a corner where he rests on the bottom turnbuckle.

Ben Price – That was low.

Eddie Vega – Yeah, but it worked. 

Eric Wilson – Tarrasque has been eliminated!

Gabriel Blight starts to get up, but is pulled to his feet by Greg Salazar. Greg goes to German suplex Blight out of the ring, but catches a back elbow to the mouth instead. Gabriel turns around, grabs Greg up as if for a body slam and sends him over the ropes to the floor!

Eric Wilson – Greg Salazar has been eliminated!

Ben Price – And then there was two.

Eddie Vega – And one of them is laying out on the mat.

Gabriel Blight pulls Samael up and goes for the Fallen Angel Drive, but Samael falls behind him and land on his feet. He grabs Gabriel in a German suplex, turns around, and throws Gabriel Blight from the ring! Samael Drago falls to his knees, lifting his arms into the air!

Eric Wilson – Gabriel Blight has been eliminated! Winner of the match and going on at Tribal Warfare to face the Conquest champion for the title…Samael Drago!

The crowd give a fierce reaction, mostly boos, but some cheers to the winner of the first ever Lunar Rumble!

Eddie Vega – He did it! #1 to end… how the hell did he do that?

Ben Price – Did you have any money running on him? 

Eddie Vega – Why would I? He was coming in at #1. Why would I think he’d make it all the way through!

Ben Price – Well we now know who will challenge for the Conquest Championship at Tribal Warfare… He didn’t win the best of 3 series with Kronin Reinhardt. But he sure as hell just won the rumble. 

Eddie Vega – The CWF’s power just shifted in a big way. Drago made waves when he came in, and keeps making waves. But not a lot of time to celebrate tonight. I’m sure they’ll have something for him backstage to post on social media. But right now… we need to get to the match to see who he’ll be fighting at Tribal Warfare. 

((continued in part 4)