Cards for S3E3 Vanguard & Warzone!

• Blaise McClancy
• May 8, 2024
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• season 3, seattle, tacoma, vanguard, Warzone
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We come to you again from the small studio room setup in the new CWF HQ in Las Vegas, Nevada. The CWF branded desk is there, with the Main CWF logo in the middle. To your left behind a Vanguard Logo is Vanguard’s Color Commentator, Victoria Hill. To your right is Warzone’s Play by Play guy, Ben Price. 

Ben Price – Well, a bit of a change of pace from regular announcing duties for Warzone, but welcome CWF fans to our rundown of the next television cycle for Conquest Wrestling. My name is Ben Price, and regularly you can see me on the announcers desk for the CWF’s Flagship Show, Warzone. Tonight  I’m here with my cohort from tonight, Ms… I hope I’m not mislabeling you, but Ms. Victoria Hill, the Color commentator from our sister show, Vanguard. 

Victoria Hill – You got it right, Ben. although, I must say, this was a bit of a surprise. Eddie says you’re just what we’d call back home a ‘wanker’. But I must say, sitting next to you now. I’m not sure what your now ex-wife saw in Eddie over you. But play your cards right, I might not be a Ms. for much longer.

Ben adjusts his tie, as if loosening the tightness around his neck.

Ben Price – Well… lets go ahead and dive into what the CWF will have for you coming up. The CWF will be entering into a new Era. 

Victoria Hill – I have to stop you right there. I think that phrasing is owned by another federation. We’ve got enough lawyers going on around here right now. I think I saw 5 of them in a boardroom when I was coming in here tonight. This whole {censored} closing up shop crap… Well. Let’s not go with the new era thing. But we need to come up with a term. 

Ben Price – Well, you might have something there, and yeah I saw the sharks in suits as well as I was rushing here from the airport. Well, I guess the big news here is the CWF’s long standing ownership debacle is coming to an end. The courts have closed out and that’s one reason why our relationship with {censored} ended, as we caught them doing nasty things with money due to a financial audit asked for by the new co-owners of the CWF… who we don’t know who they are just yet.. 

Victoria Hill – Not yet. But we were told that we will find out about this next Warzone… Armand Von Krauss isn’t the sole authority figure anymore, as the two new co-owners will be making themselves known on Warzone.

Ben Price – I can’t wait. I’m excited for this time to be over, and for a new stable CWF to move forward.

Victoria Hill – Well we’ve actually been “stable” and turning into a powerhouse. I just hope it’s no one like that guy who ran that other Fed recently we were aligned with. But we’ll see it on Warzone, that’s for sure.

Ben Price – Well let’s start off with your show, Vanguard. Vanguard will be coming to you from the Climate Pledge Arena, in Seattle Washington. 

Victoria Hill – The home of the newest NHL team, the Seattle Kraken and the WNBA’s Seattle Storm will make room for the CWF as we conquer the Puget Sound area starting in the Emerald City of Seattle. Why am I spouting off these things? Why are they on my papers? I’m British, I don’t watch Hockey. And you guys have a Women’s NBA league? Why?

Ben Price – Come on now, that’s not what we’re here to talk about as Vanguard will be starting off with two debuts. First, the Arabian Princess will be taking on Lady Lana Hill. Is she related to you?

Victoria Hill – I wish! That would mean I’m royalty. She’s like 40th in line for the throne or something. Compared to her, I’m a peasant.

Ben Price – Well, it would appear Lady Lana is taking her ‘position’ as the Mascot of the CWF, and she’ll be facing off against the Arabian Princess. I’m glad you guys have this match and not Warzone to be honest.

Victoria Hill – Why is that?

Ben Price – Have you seen how the Princess looks? I’d have to put up with Eddie all night if she was on our show.

Victoria Hill – Glad I don’t have to deal with that. 

Ben Price – I’m sure you are.

Victoria Hill – But after that, we’ll see one half of the Kharnival of Shadows, The Marquis de Harlequin  taking on the debuting “Keystone State Killa ” Chris Ross. 

Ben Price – You might call that match a clown show, but we recently saw Chris Ross try to stab a man with a screwdriver in that other federation. Although interesting that he’s showing up here after the recent intercompany drama. Was he one of the casualties of the fall out with the other companies?

Victoria Hill – Now this is one I’m looking forward to, as I am thinking of the “Keystone State Killa” and Mammoth Mastodon… uhm… well… I love some nice HARDCORE action, if you know what I mean. Those two in a hardcore match would be… bloody.

Ben Price – I hope you mean in the ring…

Victoria Hill – There as well. 

Ben Price – Okay, well after that, we’ll see Team Viper represented by “The Future” Kyle as he takes on our other mascot, Mysterion.

Victoria Hill – That leads to the question… What will Mysterion come out as?

Ben Price – That is always the question, other than who is Mysterion. But we’ll round out the night with two matches that are brewing into a bit of a feud. As Eoin O’Rourke will be facing “Wicked” Kat Hale and Gabriel Tuck will be taking on the now former Vanguard Champion, Iro Waters. 

Victoria Hill – And we have to wonder if either O’Rourke will be involved in Tuck’s match or the other way around. Those two do not like each other. 

Ben Price – Well to be honest there, not sure many like Gabriel Tuck.

Victoria Hill – Harsh, Ben, that’s harsh. But that will round out Vanguard, a show I’m looking forward to giving my wonderful feedback, LIVE, on our Streaming network.

Ben Price – Let’s let the young guy in the back toss up a graphic here showing you the card for Vanguard!

Victoria Hill – But now we need to cover Warzone which is going to be huge. 

Ben Price – The aforementioned reveal of our two new co-owners is going to happen we hear, and we’ll be coming to you from the Tacoma Dome, just an hour south of Seattle!

Victoria Hill – Hopefully it’s not too hot that day, and the Aroma of Tacoma is down a bit. Cause those paper mills are just a couple of miles from the Dome. 

Ben Price – Okay, I don’t know what the Aroma of Tacoma is, but back to the show, and we’re starting this Warzone off with Mrs. O’Rourke, Apathy, who  will be taking on the Hardcore Workhorse, Steve Murdock.

Victoria Hill – Murdock got run over by a Mammoth last Vanguard. And Apathy has had her own issues, but came out strong this last show. So I’m looking forward to this one.

Ben Price – And after that, Madd Morales, also coming off of an impressive win at Vanguard where he sent Kuro Hono packing out of the company… will be taking on Larry Lansdowne.

Victoria Hill – Well that Kangaroo Chaser came out on the bad end of his match against my main man, Eddie Williams. But he needs to also be looking at what The Airdevil did to Kuro Hono. Lansdowne might be bigger, but Morales has a bit of a mean streak in him. 

Ben Price – Can’t argue there, but Kangaroo Chaser?

Victoria Hill – I’m from England, you know he has choice words for me… 

Ben Price – Okay, well after that Morales’ stablemate, in Monster Mammoth…

Victoria Hill – Be still my heart… 

Ben Price – Uhm, Yeah, Monster Mammoth will be battling it out with Father Nathan!

Victoria Hill – The Mammoth is going to stampede a priest?

Ben Price – We’ll see. 

Victoria Hill – I know Eddie Vega has a thing for Nuns… but, not sure about a priest getting manhandled in the ring by my boy Monster Mammoth.

Ben Price – Uhm, well after that we’ll have one of the Bastards, as the man who says he want’s to face the Conquest Champion at Shadow Warfare using his Valor Title prize, Frank F’n Windsor will take on the man who has publicly moved to Seattle as of last year, Greg Salazar. 

Victoria Hill – These guys don’t like each other, and they’re going to have a battle. I know Eddie doesn’t like to acknowledge it, but this will be basically Windsor’s third time in the ring with Salazar, and he’s currently 0-2 against him. 

Ben Price – When Greg Salazar was wearing the Tetsuo Oni mask, they did meet in a cage match, which Oni won. And Greg Salazar got the pin on him in the Star Chamber match. But that was after a tag team move with Kronin Reinhardt. 

Victoria Hill – Yes, but you know deep down inside, Windsor wants to get that win over him, and in his new adopted hometown. Have you seen the condo tower the Salazars have bought that condo in?

Ben Price –  No doubt on that. And, I’ve not seen it. But I’ve heard it’s pretty nice. But that leads us to our main event. 

Victoria Hill – Oh, I’m torn on this one, but my main man, Eddie Williams will be getting a stand alone shot at the Valor Championship. All he has to do is beat the new champion, Abbigail Dresden.  As much as I like the Welshie, I’m really looking forward to Eddie Williams wearing that silver strap. 

Ben Price – Well while over in that other ‘Fed’, Williams was making hardcore waves, the Valor Title is a different beast altogether. Will Eddie Williams bring championship, silver in this case, back to the Bastards on Warzone? 

Victoria Hill – Oh, I hope so. I hope so. Alright, pimple faced guy in the other room, put up the graphic for us and we’re out of here. This has been Victoria Hill of CWF’s Vanguard… 

Ben Price – And I’m Ben Price for CWF’s Warzone team. 

Victoria Hill – Can we say it, Ben?

Ben Price  – Of course… 

Both – And remember, #Jointheconquest. 

{{OOC INFORMATION DEADLINES!}}

RP Deadline May 19th 11:59 pm PST

Vanguard Match and Segment Deadline May 22rd 11:59 pm PST

War Zone Match and Segment Deadline May 27th 11:59 pm PST

NOTE: Due to a convention the weekend of May 24th to 27th, dates are being adjusted. Vanguard will go up on 5/23 for a special Thursday Night Edition, and Warzone will be on 5/28 for a special Tuesday Edition.